Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2023 with 29316 Notes

tooies:

this website’s moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2023 with 5314 Notes
Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2023 with 70498 Notes

boy-ngo:

tumblr in 2020:

  • posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
  • a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
  • images disabled altogether
  • they ban you if you have a custom theme
  • app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
  • you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
Posted on Thursday, July 20, 2023 with 440312 Notes
drbrianbae:
“ frightbot:
“ after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020
”
i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes
”

drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023 with 158298 Notes
mornington-the-crescent:
“solarpunkcast:
“ eeveelutionsforequality:
“ rtrixie:
“ rtrixie:
“ rickjameskinkshame:
“ rtrixie:
“Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.
”
App...

mornington-the-crescent:

solarpunkcast:

eeveelutionsforequality:

rtrixie:

rtrixie:

rickjameskinkshame:

rtrixie:

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

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WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

please please please do not buy into the Internet of Things. Digital displays for appliances are one thing, but you shouldn’t need the fucking internet to do your laundry or use the fridge.

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Posted on Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Barbie having an existential crisis? She’s just like me fr

Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2023 with 31654 Notes
Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2023 with 19301 Notes
Posted on Tuesday, July 18, 2023 with 42692 Notes

gayfl:

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*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law

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Michelle || 25 || If any of y’all are actually celebrities hmu || she/her