I'm Batman
Michelle. You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek home world? The Oncoming Storm.
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farorescourage:

paranormaldaily:

The picture was taken without anyone knowing an apparition may have been caught on film, seeing as how the shape only appeared in the picture AFTER it was taken. No one was aware of a ghostly presence or strange activity when the photo was snapped. The picture was taken in Kramer, Pa., circa 1977. It has received moderate attention in local newspapers in the past.

I know who it is!

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My mama taught me: “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”

(Source: remyetienelebeau)

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sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

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neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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beautifulliesandrockbottom:

wilbr:

In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

You’re next.

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leavemealoneimblogging:

I don’t understand girls who don’t like superhero movies, I mean I get that not all girls like the action and explosions and that stuff but this?

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Also a lot of superhero movies are really funny:

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And also Tony Stark

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sexualashton:

ITS BACK

(Source: calumsbum)

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timelordanon:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

zanderpants:

When new Whovians watch Doctor Who, this episode will be a back-in-time one.

This is no longer the future.

This is so strange…

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human:

when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend 

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